See No Stanley, Suck No Stanley!

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After some days battle with bouts of Malaria, the belligerent leader of the battalion Major Gen. Sucko, Drainer of a Billion litres of Blood and Wielder of the Iron Proboscis realised just how HOOD I am, as she threw in the towel and her lethal Anopheles Gambiae troops waved all whites at me.

The condition for stopping my onslaught on them with my can of Raid and pills against their Plasmodium Falciparum injected in me was simple. Below is the main point of the treaty as I recover from bodily damages suffered during the war.

“The menacing stares of a million pairs of eyes of the Anopheles looking hard will never realise I am resting or sleeping in my room. Even when I’m out, they dare not look at me or they shall go blind.”

However in my battle experiences with insects as recorded in episodes of ‘The Shadowman Diaries’ (which can be found in my Blog Posts as you scroll down) they are usually the first to break treaties and carry out acts of war on man. But until they do, let me recuperate and ‘kukuma’ enjoy Christmas as I wish you all a Meowy Christmas just like a cat named Grumpy says to me. 😊😂😃😄😅😊

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As a Creative Writer and Art Director, I write appealing copies for clients, create designs of characters in structure and appropriate costume for children’s books, scripts for whiteboard animation, explainer videos and 2D/3D animation for adverts. Additionally, I describe how the scenes or pages are to appear in consistence to the theme and focus. I have done promotional booklets for corporate bodies on the quest for advancing their products and causes. A few of the booklets I have done include: ‘Dettol Warriors’ for Reckitt Benckiser, ‘Smoke Screen’ for Coalition Against Tobacco, Promise Milk Supplements for Pfizer Nigeria, T-shirt designs for J7 Clothing, ‘Adventures of Freddy Do Little’ for Orderly Society Trust and lately in October 2016, The Peak Activity Book for Friesland Campina Wamco as a core feature for kids to get stimulated and engaged in the Peak Pecadomo Campaign. I have had a few weeks stint at the Cartoon section of the Guardian Newspaper, Lagos. From February 2014 to April 2015, I was a Creative Writer and Art Director for ActNow NG- Professor Yemi Osinbajo, Nigeria’s current Vice President Political Research & Branding agency. A think-tank organization aimed at raising the socio-political consciousness of Nigerians to rightfully demand and secure better governance. I wrote engaging copies for 2015 Elections campaign messaging materials and stories that were highly effective in selling the APC Change manifesto. I was also an excellent Social Media Strategist, influencing and managing public opinion and headed a team on this. I collaborated with fellow artists in creating caricature designs of political characters in structure and appropriate costume for the production of posters, comic books, memes, t-shirts and whiteboard animations that were shown on TV Stations across the country eg Channels TV and Television Continental (TVC). Sometime in May 2015, I did the Unemployment Definition Posters for Nigerian Bureau of Statistics. I am presently a Co-Founder of 78 Designs Ltd,- A design thinking firm that provides innovative ideas, contents and meaningful stories that aids the awareness and performance of brands across all points of interface. I play a role as a Creative Writer & Concepts Research & Developer. I am also the Brand Manager/Creative Director for Bedmate Furniture Nigeria Ltd—Nigeria’s foremost multinational luxury furniture maker. Lastly but not the least, my spy thriller series, ‘Conversation In A Dark Alley’ was nominated for the Etisalat Flash Fiction Award, November 2016. Please follow the link below to peruse. https://stanleynzerue.wordpress.com/conversation-in-a-dark-alley-flash-fiction-by-me/

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